I've started my slide already ...

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
 intention of arriving safely in an attractive and
 well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
 Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body
 thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
 screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!

McGee's Musings vie e-mail from Jon Husband