Does being Christian make you sweaty?

I found myself wondering this as I saw a woman vicar walk past me in London today wearing open toed sandals. Many Christians seem to favour this type of footwear and I decided that if it wasn't because their feet were particularly smelly then maybe it was a visual reference to Christ.

I then found myself wondering if he too committed the ultimate style-sin of wearing his open toed sandals with socks.

Bizarrely, and why I decided to publish this rather silly post, eBay UK have just sent me a summer oriented marketing e-mail entitled "what's wrong with wearing socks and sandals?"