I want more mess and more time-wasting

If I were running a business I would want as many social tools as I could cram in and as many people using them as possible.

Why?

Because then I would get more mess and more time-wasting!

Why do I want more mess and more time wasting?

Because one man's mess is another man's gold dust and getting my time-wasters to show themselves allows me to manage them out of the business!