Love Island

OK. I admit it. I'm hooked.

I even watched Aftersun on Sunday to see how Samira got on after she left the villa!

I've even welled up at a couple of moments during the show.

I tell the kids to keep quiet in case we miss some of the dialogue!

The programme editors are up there with Shakespeare in terms of exploring the highs and lows of human emotion.

It's the emotional equivalent of The Hunger Games.

There, I've confessed. That feels better.